Country Dictionary

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.

Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!! Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes

Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck

to laugh so hard pee comes out...

That pilaf ruined another chair!

asian stripper

would love to have some of that rice pilaf

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf

Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy

when something is nice or cool, like pilaf in the dining hall.

dude that’s pilaf as hell oh, pilaf, nice!

The cutest dog in the world he loves to fuck pillows all day

Pilaf is cute