A fork of Rural Dictionary
An estimated time of arrival according to an avetard. This time should always be multiplied by 10 whenever you hear it from an avetard's mouth because an avetard is very slow and just operates at a very slow pace. You should be prepared to wait for an eternity if you are expecting an avetard to come through on time and you should also be examined for a mental disability because you actually thought an avetard would be on time.
**playing 2k, about to run rec** Norman "Nick": Yo, dabs before rec? Noah and Henry: Yea bet Ray Naker: Dude wtf, y'all gonna take forever, how long? Henry: Dude chill, it's gonna be less than 5 minutes Ray Naker: Bruh, hurry tf up **the avetards go downstairs to take dabs** **20 mins later** Noah: Ight we back, let's run it Ray Naker: Dude wtf, it's been 20 minutes, I should've known better than to trust a fucking avetard ETA Norman "Nick"(baked out of his mind): Dude shut the fuck up, you have nothing better to do, quit fucking bitching all the time idiot
The preferred place that an avetard likes to pull up to when he gets the munchies. Usually an avetard will take mad rips off the dab rig before coming here and then eat all of cici's damn food. Froomie happens to be a regular here so the mexican lady at the front counter flips when she sees him because she knows that him and gang are gonna demolish the place.
Dude I got the munchies, lets go to cici's.
This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.
Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest. York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me. Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
A gay ass hand sign that an OU tard does to try to put down the University of Texas. They are trying to disrespect UT and always have their name in their mouth despite UT not doing anything wrong to them. OU tards are classless and have zero respect for anyone even though UT has always been the superior college and will continue to be for the foreseeable future.
Oklahoma plays Iowa State today but these OU tards will still flash the horns down sign if the camera ends up on them because they always have Texas' name in their mouth.
An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.
Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner. Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses. Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
Useless item that is not needed for an avetard. These niggas will just throw all their clothes on the floor and just leave them there until it's time to wash them and then repeat the process. All avetards share this tendency but it doesn't get worse than Noah.
Noah didn't bring a laundry basket to The Ave because he realized he could just throw his clothes on the floor everyday after wearing them.
Similar to #oudna and still applies to all OU students. It is the idea that anyone who is associated with the University of Oklahoma is completely stupid and and always acts like a dumbass 24/7.
Yea, Noah from OU is always skipping class and acting stupid, that's that tard DNA right there.