A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a member of tard fam tries to deny something that is obviously true. Since all tard fam members are so out of touch with reality, it is hard for them to understand the world around them and be self aware. They are like this because their brains are wired differently and to be honest, I don't even think the neurons in their brain connect to each other. As we already know, tard fam is the stupidest family in existence so it doesn't surprise me that they try to deny the information that they don't like. It may because they are in the 5 stages of grief and at first, they're trying to deny that they're retarded, but eventually they'll come around to it.
Henry: Hey York, you know you're a fucking retard right? York: Dude can you please just shut the fuck up and leave me alone, YOU'RE THE FUCKING RETARD BITCH! Henry: Ok tard fam ass nigga, have fun in that delusional tard fam denial phase
A brain that belongs to a tard. A tard brain rarely functions and on the occasion that it does function, it's gonna make a blunder. All members of tard fam have this type of brain and the tard brain was most likely first discovered in their family too. Norman "Nick" is the oldest one out of the bunch so you can bet that he was the first one with it but then it spread to York and Mike Carlson among others. For some unknown reason, it seems like York got the runt of the litter here because his brain is wayyy worse than the other two.
*York at Noah's house for dinner and Noah's mom made enchiladas* Noah's mom: Hey York, how are the enchiladas, are they just like your mom makes them? York: Yea, my parents are good but they've been busy with the motel and stuff like that Noah's mom probably wondering: What the hell is this nigga on? Noah wondering: I knew this dude was retarded but I didn't know his tard brain was this stupid.
The living room of the avetards at The Ave. It has free access due to the avetard door being unlocked 24/7. When you first enter, you will see the dab rig on the avetard coffee table with a bunch of other junk. There is trash all over the place all the time and the avetard bathroom and avetard kitchen are also in sight.
I walked into the avetard living room and the place looked smelled like someone just dropped a bunch of turds all over the place, it looked like an absolute fuckshow in there because an avetard can't handle shit.
Stands for one of the following forms of motherfucker: motherfucker, motherfucking, motherfuck. The form that is used depends on the context of the situation.
Aye Henry, let's go give that ese the MF work.
A hotspot in Norman consisting of bars and many other things but the people just care about the bars. This is where all the fags known as OU tards go to drink, get fucked up, and get grinded on by random hoes everyday. Everyone from freshman to seniors will pull up here because it is so easy to get into any of these bars with a fake ID because it's an OU tard checking them. After spending an hour or two here, everyone will end up out like a light.
Hey, bro I just got my fake yesterday, let's go to one of the bars on campus corner and get fucked up.
The thing that all the bitches at the University of Okla(HOE)ma do. It is super easy to get head from an OU bitch because that's all they do and love to hoe around.
I just got to the University of Oklahoma today and I already got a random girl to throw neck on me, but now I think I have an STD.
Stands for The University of Oklahoma aka TardU. This college sucks cock and so do all the girls that go here. Nobody that goes here has an academic ability or overall ability in life. The only thing the students are good at is smoking weed and sleeping. Don't let your girl go here or she gonna be known as the University's girl because everyone is gonna have open access to her. Overall, it's a shitty ass university and everyone here has no future.
Norman "Nick" goes to OU, that means he'll be dropping out in a few years as a pothead and just end up being a crackhead.