A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of dumping one's self down in order for others to understand
The nerd had to idiofy his speech in order for the jocks to understand what he was saying. Dumb idiot jock understanding
The skimpiest clothes in which you go to the club. Sometimes includes just electrical tape, a thong and matching boots. Mostly worn when going to the goth club.
A whoredrobe should fit in the palm of your hand.