A fork of Rural Dictionary
The handicap most men are forced to live with due to their role in Society. As they were playing football, women were busy developing advanced emotional and social skills by talking, talking, talking.
Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.
-...so I said, 'it would be nice to go to that restaurant!'...
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.
Is a state of being. It's when, no matter what, a person goes around feeling all happy and thankful for life. Important elements of behavour when experiencing Cali Sunshine is being very nice to everyone, constantly smiling, excited about life with not a care in mind.
-Your acting all happy this morning?....
-Having Cali Sunshine today!!
-Ohhh!!!
When a dude's telling You he totally and definetly wants to hook up again, but then never calls.
-He said he was gonna call on Saturday...
-Don't worry hon, he won't pull a Pat on ya!
To intensily flirt with eyes in order to make a dude or a woman come over.
-What are you doing staring at that guy- looking down smiling?
-Shhh!.... I'm eye raping this dude..
-What's, Eye rap-
-Hush!.... he's comming over!
When a man has a big penis, you can usually tell because of he's certain attitude. He dosen't have to prove himself to be anything. Or really even Care that much.
-Hey, I was just talking to this guy at the bar...
-Oh, was he nice? good looking?
-He was ok...... but he had "that" attitude so....
-You'll be leaving with him in other words...
A person who knows what she doesn't want and does want .... and then goes after it!
She is very determined, has self-respect and is Not afraid to speak her mind.
In a Man these personality features may be correlated with leadership...
-However, in a Woman they are often defined as her being a Bitch.
Person 1: Why did you not do what you promised me?
Person 2: Stop being a bitch...
Ex. 2
Person 1: So I told her that she should mind her own business and respect other peoples decisions. I would Not tolerate it for one second!...
Person 2: Bitch, SOMEBODY had to tell that bitch! ; )
A person, often a woman, who finds the trashy- coulnd't care less- look Very attractive!!! E.g. to meet a man on the street, looking like he woke up in a dumpster that morning with he's ripped- never washed jeans, t-shirt, preferably a big beard, sunglasses and some "casual shoes" would be a true treasure of the day for a dumpster diver! (tattoos are often plus).
-Oh my goood!!!.... Did you just see that dude over there!?
-Dude, he was like homeless I think....
-Oh... Don't know if I care though!
-You are such a dumpster diver!