Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.

Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!

by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.

Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!

by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

cunt must

A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.

Andy: For frig sake man! I just lost my best fishing lure in that snag! “ Cunt Must”!! Andrew: That really sucks Andy, that was the fourth one in the last 20 minutes!

by UpIce#3 July 12, 2022

cunt must

A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.

For frig sake man! I just lost best fishing lure on a snag…”Cunt Must” !!!

by UpIce#3 July 12, 2022

coffee badgers

Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

by UpIce#3 December 22, 2023