Country Dictionary

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Tobias

Tobias is the type of guy to paint himself blue to try get into the blue man group

Michael: You haven’t auditioned yet? Tobias: Oh no no I’m not in the group yet no I’m afraid I just blue myself

by Uselessdesk June 06, 2023

uselessdesk

The best tiktoker ever

Have you seen uselessdesks new video? No Get some help

by Uselessdesk August 27, 2021

bojaxk

the coolest fuckin person ever

'hey do you know bojaxk?' 'no' 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STUPID HES LIKE SO FUCKIN COOL'

by Uselessdesk October 08, 2021

karkalicious

Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy Nepeta's always squealin', cutesy pet names like karkitty I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t And the majority of pairings had better include me I'm karkalicious (so delicious) My body stays vicious All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness Zahhak's my witness (whistle) Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

karkat is karkalicious, unlike you

by Uselessdesk October 27, 2021

Bojack Horseman

The horse from Horsin' Around

Is that the horse from Horsin' Around? Bojack Horseman?

by Uselessdesk October 12, 2021