A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to describe various states of erection. SEP is an acronym for Semi-Erect Penis which indicates a slightly heightened state of arousal, NEP stands for Non-Erect Penis which is completely and utterly flacid and FEP which is Fully-Erect Penis which indicates a maximum state of arousal and erection.
Tom "What do you think of that chick, are you getting a SEP, NEP, FEP?" Vince "She's giving me a FEP, thats what I think"
To be tell an utterly pointless, boring and often stupid story.
Tom "Do you remember that one time when I won a cheeseburger and then you went up and got it?" Vince "Yeah, ok Slappy"