A fork of Rural Dictionary
Glonk-Noun- Does absolutely nothing and dies.
Person1- "Man she is such a Glonk." Person2- "Excuse me?!" Person1- "DID I STUTTER!?!" Person2- *backs away slowly*
Person1-"Hey, I was wondering if you would Gibberdisheroffendosh?" Person2- "Sorry I'm not interested in you." Person1-*sits in dark corner and eats a cookie*
Meaning that you look fine as a piece of bread.
Person1- "Ommpasashushe" Person2-"Awwwwww you really mean that? " Person1-"no."