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Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.

"I am glonking out in COD!"

do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing

man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!" man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."

Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Man, I'm such a glonk today!

(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies

"my teammates are being Glonks"

Glock but the N isn’t silent

Glonk is right

When your teammates does absolutely nothing and die immediately.

That blueberry is a glonk.