Country Dictionary

A pubic hair in plain view of the public, usually found on a toilet seat. Pube Gone Public.

Instead of sitting on the toilet to unload my turd, I hovered over it beacuse of all the PGP's.

A black, adhesive booger with a hair in the middle that sticks to your finger.

I thought I was going to puke when Dave wiped that oogy badoogy on my cheek.

(n) a woman's sweaty butthole after a nice long jog.

That girl is so hot I want to suck on her stink tunnel.

Just a regular joint, or marijuana cigarette.

Yo, Paul, did you roll that jber, you mammyrammer?

A bigged headed chinaman.

Mr. Chin is a bhink.

Hawaiian ethnic slur for a black person.

Look at all the popalos over there playing tennis.

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.