Country Dictionary

whistling skinflaps

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.

I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.

codslap

A act involving a man squeezing his cock and balls and slapping one's face or other body part. Must be perfomed with extreme caution.

Last night I codslapped Kristin right between her eyes.

herbical remedies

(n). any treat (eaten or smoked) made with marijuana, hash, shrooms, etc.

Hey Donklenutter, I am bored, do you have any herbical remedies?