Country Dictionary

Compromising or Embarrassing.

I can't tell you what I've been doing with my monkey.It's Classified.

Excessive,Exaggerated Crying,for little or no reason.

What's with the Emos? Have they got Cryarhea,or what?

That which has been photographed,and should be flushed and or purged.

Thought I had shot some good stuff,but it's just Cameraflurge.

The More Warnings given,the More Likely it is that the Warnings will be Ignored.

We Ignored the Warnings about the economy,because we had so many warnings we couldn't deal with them all.So They were just ignored, as per Rule-Y.

Pronounced:OY-FUM,as per Rule26,It means "Out of Your Fucking Mind".

42 BILLION Dollars?!Are you Oyfm?

How Rude.

The first message was, ASL? I responded by quoting Jar Jar Binks."HowWude".

Award for Unworthy Grammy Winners

A Grammy for that garbage? We should make them cram it,and call it a Crammy.