Country Dictionary

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Fatman: (Nerd Voice) "So are we gonna LAN DOW TONIGHT?" (Nerd Inhale) Loser: "SURE FRIEND" Normal guy: "Wow u guys are total winners"

A person who gets something he/she wants.

People who can smile in any situation are the best winners in life.

Someone who always gets what they want Someone who successfully ruins your life

Person 1 yelling at Winner: THERE IS NO ONE WHO HAS EVER DONE BETTER AT MAKING BE FEEL BAD; THERE IS NOTHING THAT DID QUITE KILL ME MORE THAN WHAT YOU DID; YOU HAPPY NOW YOU WON; YOU REALLY ARE THE WINNER; TAKE A BOW CAUSE YOUR THE WINNER

A person who is homeless, crazy, werid, funny looking, or sometimes retarted.

He's a winner lol

Kenny Reyes. Grand Champion, finalist, 1337.

Should we go to Winner's? Oh wait, I mean Kenny's house.

Someone who is considered the biggest douchebag and thinks he's top shit even though he's just too full of himself.

Boy, Beth sure is dating a winner! I heard he took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt!

Used as a sarcastic way of saying "loser". Usually directed to a person who attempts to be too cool for everyone else, while in reality being generally disliked and disrespected

"Wow, look at that winner, acting like he is too good for everyone here. He has no idea."