Country Dictionary

to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once

Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(

i swear to god; i said it so it's true

Yo, i heard you be messin' wit ma boyz, yo- i'll mess you up, yo, word is bond.

Chinese girl who's real name is Katherine Tong, but since everybody is too lazy to call her by her full name, we say Kattong.

Person 1: Hey Katherine Tong
Kattong: OMG!
Kattong: its kattong.. get it right butthole

someone you consider trusted enough to tell important stuff to and'or would do anything for; blood-relatives

Yo, you bedda not be messin' wit ma family, yo- i'll mess you up yo!

Weed, or anything pertaining to weed

man it smells like lou dog in here, get the freshner

A dressing made of beaten semen, oil, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.

I'm going to have some wangonnaise in this sandwich.

paper-baggable female

"cover the face and fuck the base!"