A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fucking vegetarian dinosaur you idiots! Stegosaurus lived in the Jurrasic Period, 150 million years ago, and his tail was not a dildo but a fucking spike!
Teacher during Sex ED: Jared, what's a Stegosaurus?
Jared: A dinosaur you idiot!
The first time you take a piss after jizzing and there is sperm in the pee.
A dog meme. Doge and Gabe are the most popular doggos, but there are also bork bork doggos, snippy snippy doggos, long neck doggos, and licki licky doggos!
Oh no, I become super long doggo!
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
When someone ejaculates inside a girl's pussy, inpregnating her in most cases. There may be exceptions when condoms or birth pills are used.
Guy 1: I impregnated my GF last night with vagina creampie!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I could spread genes like you!
When you have a 4-headed dick!
An echidna is hung like an echidna!
Fiona had a nice orgasm when Jonas dumped a Michigan on her chest and started titty fucking her.