Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

masturbate

spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...

I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...

by Wraith April 25, 2003

wing-wang

idiot, dumbass, fucktard, dinkleburg etc.

Matt you wing-wang! You scratched my anchor!

by wraith August 30, 2004

hwack

synonyms: whack, smack, hit, beat

I just hwacked my head on the cabinet. This bird poo came out of no where and hwacked me in the head.

by wraith August 27, 2004

scheisskopf

german for shit head. alternate spelling is scheißkopf

Du bist ein scheisskopf!!!

by wraith August 31, 2004

lifeform

would stand for an extraterestrial being with too much time on its hands tends to be quite the smartalec.hahaha

look at the joker what a lifeform!

by Wraith May 18, 2004

Phone sex

the act of being intamite over the fone when unable to be intamite in real life...

"hehe, its fun":Monica Lewinsky

by Wraith April 24, 2003

wangalang

idiot, stupid, dipshit, queerwig etc.

Matt you wangalang! You scratched my anchor!

by wraith August 30, 2004