A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis
Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick
The term “Schmeal” can be whatever you want it to be because it doesn’t have a single definition. Dropping “schmeal” in a roast battle can help you instantly win. Or maybe it can help you get outta the friend zone. “Schmeal” has unlimited possibilities
Dan: that’s why your mom is so hot
Trinity: stfu you smell like schmeal
Dan: you wanna try my schmeal?
Trinity: No, Dan you’re just a friend