Country Dictionary

A humorous Scottish replacement for literally any word, usually rhyming.

"Happy Schmeal."
"Schmealbarrow."
"Schmeal ma baws."
"Schmeal or no Schmeal with Noel Edmonds."

A diabolical insult known to end one's career within seconds.

You're a schmeal x

The term “Schmeal” can be whatever you want it to be because it doesn’t have a single definition. Dropping “schmeal” in a roast battle can help you instantly win. Or maybe it can help you get outta the friend zone. “Schmeal” has unlimited possibilities

Dan: that’s why your mom is so hot
Trinity: stfu you smell like schmeal

Dan: you wanna try my schmeal?
Trinity: No, Dan you’re just a friend

Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"

"Schmeal will eat cake."

anything you want it to be, can be good or bad, (though usually bad). this word derrives from lauren and hogg!! schmear can also be used

can be used when shouting at people from the geography windows at school, or any window for that matter. e.g. "schmeal"

to hit a vape

“dude i just schmealed in the school bathroom”

slang, colloquial to certain circles in Allentown, PA

1. (v.) to network effectively - into the club, into her panties, or into some cheeba
2. (n.) any type of underhanded activity
3. (n.) a crafty plan
4. (n.) narcotics

1. "Yo that cat's been schmealin with that ho all night" or "I schmealed my way into the VIP room." or "I schmealed some free trees from my brother"

2. "Yo what dem cats schmealin about over there?"

3. "The schmeal had been put into effect."

4. "Care for some k-schmeals?"