Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Serious Blake

He's pretty fucking srs.

I hear Blake is being pretty serious tonight, after all, he is fucking Serious Blake.

by Xeonith August 24, 2008

split log

When a chick wearing a g-string or thong shits herself, splitting the log neatly lengthwise.

That chick at the club last night was so drunk she dropped a split log.

by Xeonith August 07, 2014