Country Dictionary

Klinker

a desperate virgin.

That guy's a real klinker. He begged his friend to help him get laid.

Hamel

A person sexually aroused by crustaceans, specifically lobsters.

That guy is such a hamel, he almost blew his load when he saw that lobster.

cow fart whisperer

a person so apprehensive about global warming that they are eve raising alarms over bovine wind and gas.

Harry is a cow fart whisperer.

houdini

A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.

My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!

Evans

Expert-level pussy licking method.

I made my girlfriend squirt last night using the Evans technique.