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Is that a fucking hamel

A sexual act in which a women performs a hand job on their respective man while begging for his sperm like a camel begs for water after a long journey.

man she pulled the best hamel last night!

Marc Hamel is a professional illusionist and magician. He was born in 1989 and is quickly becoming known in his area for close up magic and stage show. His close up show consist mainly of audience participation and has a run time of 60 minutes. Marc's close up routine can be booked anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour and a half. Marc"s stage show is about 45 minutes when booked in entirety. Marc has performed this on stage and is very accommodating to customers as he will also travel to your location with his stage show. Marc Hamel is a member of the IBM (International Brotherhood of Magicians) and is also featured on Mad Hatter Magic Shop's web site for the official promotional video on some of the effects he uses in his stage show. Marc invites you to check out his website and videos for free! www.theartofillusions.com

Marc Hamel -"Some of the best card magic i have seen!" - Powers Engraving Marc Hamel - "Better than some full time cruise magicians" - Veteran Holland America Cruiser Marc Hamel - "we are keeping all the free shows you offer to ourselves!" - Clients response to earning a free show

One of the best pitchers in Major League Baseball at only 23 years old. He will most likely lead the Phillies to a World Series Championship sometime in the near future.

Cole Hamels just struck out 15 vs. the Reds, becoming the first left handed Phillies pitcher to accomplish such a feat since Curt Schilling in 1998.

Hamel the Camel is an awesome children's book written by Rick McEntee and beautifully illustrated by Bran Wilson. It is a story about a young camel's journey to find a mammal and all the friends he meets along the way. It is available at www.hamelthecamel.com.

Becky: "Do you know any great children's books that Carly can read?" Amy: "Has she read Hamel the Camel yet?" Becky: "No." Amy: "Ohhhhh myyyyyy Goooood, Becky. Get that girl a copy today. I like Hamel the Camel and I cannot lie?"

A person who thinks he is a ladies man, who can't actually get a woman. Someone who is blonde and has freckles and thinks he is strong, but in real-life he is weak.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that guy? Guy 2: Yeah, he is a total Justin Hamel

A person sexually aroused by crustaceans, specifically lobsters.

That guy is such a hamel, he almost blew his load when he saw that lobster.