Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

miklf

Mother I'd Kinda Like to Fuck.

Jim: "Check out that milf, bro! I'd hit that." Tom: "Eh, she's okay, but just a miklf."

by Yooski February 09, 2010

Microsoft Windows

1.) Many Idiots Cant Recognize Obvious Signs Of Fucking Trash -or- Why It Never Decides On Working Smoothly.. 2.) Make It Completely Realize Operating Success Or Fucking Tell -us- Why It Never Decides On Working Satisfactory! 3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses. 4.) cheap crap that never works. 5.) term used to describe worthless trash.

guy_1; "this computer keeps crashing!" guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?" guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!" guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.." guy_1; "what?" guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches." guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"

by Yooski February 28, 2010