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Led zeppelin

Supposedly the greatest rock band on earth but people need to stop and think about it some more. Just because a band has talent doesn't mean they put it together to sound good. Jimmy page's long drawn out solos take away the whole point of a song and turn them more into instrumentals. Robert Plant has the girliest voice in rock and dresses to match. John Bonham is way overrated and even though I hate Rush to Neil Peart is a way more talented drummer. John Paul Jones really does nothing for the band since you can never hear his bass and apparently they say he does extra sounds like synthesizers and crap but that only takes htting a button. They really never invented or barely innovated anything because the stones were doing it before them. Almost every Led Zeppelin song is slow and boring with Robert PLant crying his ass off and then calling it singing when it's not. They also have a problem with having enogh lyrics to fill out the 6-7 minute song they clog up a cd with. The lyrics may be the worst part of all, people say they have so much meaning but no one can actually prove where the meanings are. NOt everyone likes Led Zeppelin and no one should have to deal with all these die hard "Led Heads" and their pointless blabbering on how Led Zeppelin is so great when they really aren't.

Overrated band that really has no true substance

by Your name December 20, 2004

homobiacalitor

one who has dick sucked by a man then kisses the dick suckin man.

god mike ur homobiacalitor

by your name July 12, 2003

nut mayo

That smelly white stuff that's all stick and comes out when you rub your wanker.

I put some nut mayo on my balogna sandwich.

by Your name November 30, 2002

Negrotitus

When someone can't get enough of that black ass. Also see "Once you go black you never go back."

Jane got wid Hakeem, Tyrone and Dante! Damn,that white hoe gots Negrotitus!

by Your Name October 07, 2004

Double Penetrate

Be fucked anally and up teh vagina at the same time

Josh fucked hot Stephanie up the ass while Erik fucked her up the vagina.

by YOUR NAME August 21, 2004

doodie

another word for $hiT, visit www.doodie.com

dude i doodie all the time

by Your Name July 07, 2003

totters

slang for "big boobies"

that babe in the miss america show had some huge totters

by your name September 19, 2004