Country Dictionary

crazy, also 'crackers'

that 'dimwit' is a wacker first grade

A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.

Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.

something nerds should get out and play more often

this sport is too hard, i want to go sulk in my room and play cs more!

A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans. It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies. Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.

Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!

Pubic lice, crabs, or an itchy problem.

"Dude you got cock beetles!"

Acronymn of Lick The Clit.

Quick Matt, dive down there, wet your lips and LTC!

Acronymn meaning Shit On Dick implying that the person that likes it practises anal intercourse.

Greg loves sod with Ross.