A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not to be confused with the Naughty List, this is the list for all the, to quote Nicki MInaj 'Super Hoes' that Santa won't even give coal.
Santa: Naughty, Nice, Nice, Nice, oh! This girls been a ho, ho, ho! Thottie List!
when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding
"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!" "YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"
Someone who is very poor and has literally no money and calls their cheap-ass Five Below headphones
Poor person: Hey look, I got some new beats! Poor Person's Friend: Bitch I saw those at the Dollar Store in the sale bin yesterday.
The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper! Bystander 2: Again?
The powerhouse of the cell, also used as a way to somehow turn on your significant other
BF: whispers the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell GF: I am suddenly horny
A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.
"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?" "Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"