A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised
Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination. Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby! Third dude: And Pokey too!
An expression of surprise - as in that is the most odd thing ever.
Bro: holy shit, Trump won the election! Second bro: If that don’t beat all.
A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.
Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election! Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.