Country Dictionary

A trio of lesbians.

Look at the Tryke of dykes on their bykes.

The best way to catch a hooker.(whore net)

The police let a hornet into the crackhouse.

1)a throat soothing herb. 2)an overly amorous female canine

Git yer horehound offa my leeg, Jim Joe Bob!!!

1)What Mr. Rogers did every show. 2)Cumming underwater.

Look at Fred Rogers feeding those fish. Kids, get out of the pool !

Really cool people.

Do Eskimos dip their dick in antifreeze?

A fruit with a juicy surprise inside.

His dick's so small, he has to screw a kumquat.

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.