Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

playa hater

The same as a mack muderer

W is a playa and Micheal Moore is a playa hater.

by AJ January 26, 2005

Twirty

Age of a woman in her late twenties or mid thirties. Women of this age are seen as continuously defying their actual age.

That frat boy hit on me because he has no idea I'm twirty!

by AJ June 25, 2004

wrecking ball

When two gay men are fucking each other so hard that the man from behind (the giver)slams his balls into the testicles of the other man (the receiver) with such a velocity that they both double over in pain and collapse.

Will you have those reports ready by five? They better be on my desk or else it's the wrecking ball for you!

by aj February 05, 2005

86

To kick some one out. Back in the old west, most whiskeys were 100 proof. However, there was generally a bottle of 86 proof that was reserved for the ladies. When a cowboy couldn't hold his liquor, or would get to rowdy, the bartender would pour him a shot of the 86 proof whiskey. The cowboy was supposed to be so embarrassed by this that he would leave the bar.

He was really drunk, so the bartender 86ed his ass.

by AJ January 17, 2004

Miss Gorgeous

KC is the best. Obviously.

Kc is truly Miss Gorgeous

by AJ January 12, 2005

celebrate

To drink a lot. Drinking

Lets celebrate this weekend (Lets drink this weekend and indulge in debauchery and belligerence).

by AJ February 22, 2005

hoo hoo

The annoying laugh of Howard Stern; usually used when mocking Stern.

Hoo hoo Robin, I invented radio!

by AJ March 13, 2004