Country Dictionary

Waking up in the morning with a massive hard-on.

I woke up with a spike.

In disc golf, this is a right handed throw that curves to the right.

I threw my stingray on an anhyzer line, and aced the hole!

In disc golf, an upshot is the approach shot to the basket. Sometimes a putt that comes up short is called an upshot.

Nice upshot dawg, you parked that hole.

The only reason we watch entertainment tonight.

Mary Hart's Legs, Mary Hart's Legs, the only reason we watch this show is to see Mary's legs. Sung to the ET theme.

A women with very nicely defined calves.

Damn, that chick has mary hart's legs!

Very similar to ese, the spanish word for friend or homey.

Yo budro, whassup master J.

This is derived from the word wench.

Hey wane, get me a cup of coffee.