Country Dictionary

whackworthy

Any object, thought or activity that inspires the need to "know onesself"

Anna in that plaid skirt was definitely whackworthy.

belly chowder

The result of an amorous encounter with a cousin.

I made some belly chowder to avoid getting in trouble with Uncle Reese.

shawshank exemption

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.

pound puppy

The act of engaging a woman with loose and hanging vulva in coitus.

I was looking for Ms. Right but I found a pound puppy instead.

slaptastic

A great pornagraphic experience.

That Jenna Jammison video was certainly slaptastic.