A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz
man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz
when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster
boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya
when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch
dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis
another word for weed. cuz quinoa is a plant and it makes sense
stoner: hey dawg, you got the devils quinoa?? *wink wink*