Country Dictionary

A term that everyone is to some degree or another, no matter how much they want to deny it.

me: Do you like porno? guy: yes, I like porno. me: do you like only girl-girl? guy: no, I like guy-girl, too. me: Okay, do you like the guys to have a small penis only guy: no, I like hard, throbbing cocks! me: okay, then. *example courtesy of Ron White. Don't sue*

a baby that gets milk from the breasts of the mother

one damn lucky baby! I have to PAY for that attention!

the form of holy shit that you say around yo daddy or yo momma or someone of that species...

Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now! You: Holy shi--Holy poop!

the point of greatness that an asshole becomes obsessed with, despite it's only a fad

dude, quit riding your hype like it's the new wonderbread!

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.

Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square. erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time!

a stuck-up cunt

damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.

An exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.

She just shat herself shitless on her teacher's car OH... MY... GOD!