A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone has a nice ass, but you don't want to come off as an asshole trying to get some.
Rachel: He was so nice, he called me beautiful. What was weird though, is he kinda stretched the "e a u" part it almost sounded like "o's". Christina: Oh no Rach he called you bootyful, not beautiful. He thinks you have a nice ass. Rachel: He said what now? Oh girl thanks for telling me, avoided that real quick.
When you're with a guy and he unexpectedly takes out his penis
Jessica: So I was with Brian last night, just chilling at his house, when he Whip-a-Dicked me. Emily: What the fuck!?! No way! Jessica: I know right! But I told him I wasn't into him like that. Sorry, not sorry.
Big pieces of fruit which typically hang off women's bodies
Wow look at casies watermelons they look delicious
A hawaiian t-shirt wearing nun. Alternatively, a stupid polock.
Wow, that lipieki is breaking the nun dress code.
Some men eat oreos twice every day This word was created by accident from auto correct and we decided to make it into a word
"You see him over there? Yeah, I heard he is a Smeoted." "He Smeoted, for a whole 4 months." "I am going to get so Smeoted, all week" "My New Years resolution, is to Smeoted for a whole year." "But I wanna get Smeoted wasted!!"