Country Dictionary

Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

Skeet

A term related to the sperm ejaculated from a mans penile area. Not to be taken as a compliment when yelled at you by three black people. Unless you are stupid and the owner of a stanky twanky.

Hey Ashley, skeet skeet!
Thank you, Thank you.
That's not a compliment you waste of sperm and egg.