Country Dictionary

To jack one's beanstalk. Or, to choke one's chicken.

I enjoy choking my chicken.

What people buy their daughter for her birthday when they think they are poor.

I got a bootleg scooter off ebay for my birthday.

Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.

They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.

To recieve a blowjob while operating a motorized vehicle.

I recieved road head while driving to Minneapolis today.

In multiplayer games, the place where a dead person or a person that has just joined is born or created.

Stop camping at my spawn, fucker.

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.

I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.