A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses. A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.
Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too
What a dirty asian massage ho asks for in exchange for performing a sexual act
I geev you good massagw tou geev a good teep? How much teep suh if i rub you here?
Noun: a type of person or an individual whose anus smells like cigarettes. One who likes having cigs shoved up their asshole.
Tanya has pungent cig ass you can smell when she takes off her panties. Renders is a real cig ass. Jussie loves having cigs shoved up his ass.
When your deuce hole gets blown apart.
Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air? Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.
People who go to a barber who gives fagboy haircuts. Limp dicked low education tools who think that because they massively overpaid for a shittastic hair appointment all to look like a total douches that somehow they are cool.
Keymonny: Yo nigrums, look at that those koala fags tryna do pullups at the playground. Damn mass monsters! Hulse puss: Brah, those are some o dem Mackhard Kunts. Total faggots who get those ratty ass cuts from those asshats at that shithole called mackhard.
A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it. The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg? Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
Noun : a type of ho who wears an absudly enormous belt that cant even fit into a normal belt loop and then they cry like a dirty cunt when someone takes their picture
Paddock nems: whoa look at that smokin hot cowlishaw hooker G ev: dude thats a gucci belt loop nigger. Look at that thing that could strangle a launch nems mass monster.