A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lecher--a super-abundant variation of ignoramus who can only masturbate in vaginas since he hasn't a clue that sex is Love's sacred expression.
Callous cold comforts--like Meat Loaf's "don't be sad...two out of three ain't bad"--can't cause heartfelt orgasmic joy so why risk dissatisfaction and disease by screwing around with fuckers?