Country Dictionary

1) short way of saying, "THER YOU GO" or "WHAT"S REALLY GOOD" after trying to prove a point. 2) what you say when u see a girl with a nice and/or fat ass.

1)"I got $500 dollars in my pocket, BONG!!'
2)"BONG!! She on J.Lo statis, boy"

That's all u get if you're in prison. 3 hot meals and a cot to sleep on. That's all playa

When u go to jail, son, all u get is 3 hots and a cot

little pieces of shit that comes back up the toilet when u drop a wide load

"Look in my ass and smell the STUNK NUGGETS!!" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

to mastubate; to beat the fuck off until your dick starts crying

i thought i was slammin to britney spears, but it turned out to be gilbert godfried in a wig

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos. There are more Houses on Water Fronts then compared to Hawaii,California,Florida and Alaska and any other state that borders water....

Minnesota what more is there to say! For 6 to 7 months out of the year its WINTER. Where we use salt to melt snow, Use anti freezing liquid so our GAS doesnt freeze and some people have to plug there cars in to electrical outlet not to charge the car but to keep from letting the oil freeze cause yes OIL can freeze GASOLINE can also freeze.WEIRD!!!