A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of being the least drunk one of your friends and because of this, you become the default chaperone.
We went to a party last night and everyone got hammered right away. My fat ass didnt get drunk that quick and i had to become the drunkerone for the night.
The act of inserting anal beads into your partner's rectal cavity and getting into a pool or some body of water. The partner without the anal beads inside them then holds on the beads and 'tugboats' the person around the body of water by wading through the water.
She said she wanted to try something new, so i suggested the Tijuana Tugboat. It was pretty fun but the pool got gross.
Hoe Class: The act of a girl or group of girls consulting with their sluttiest friend in order to up their own sexual game.
Bro last night the girls had a girls night and a straight up Hoe Class broke out when they started teaching each other how to suck dick using beer bottles.
the act of performing oral sex on a woman then burping into her vagina causing her to queef.
last night i was with tina that girl was like gimme the boston blow pop.
A place designed for college students to get food. In actuality it is place for freshman girls to wear no bra and show off their nipples and asses in very revealing clothes.
I went to the Dining Hall last night, the food sucked, but the freshman were fire.
A girl who is a master at giving blue balls.
She was rubbing up against my junk all night but she didnt want to fuck.. god damn Blue Bowler