A fork of Rural Dictionary
A side-effect of snackerbating with Cheetos or other similar cheese-flavored snacks. Commonly abbreviated "od."
girl: why is your dick orange?
guy: I was snackerbating with Cheetos last night and have't showered yet, so I've got orange dick.
Riding your bike trainer while strangling your monkey until your chain and floor are both covered in white lightning.
I used to hate riding the trainer in the winter until I put the bike in front of the tv, got some porn, and started bikerbating.
Eating snack foods while masterbating. Particularly popular with Cheetos, which can result in orange dick, or "od".
me: how come you didn't show up at the bar last night?
you: I was too busy snackerbating and ended up with a bad case of od.
A Santa Cruz Bullit built up with an air shock and single-crown fork in an effort to make it lighter. The best all-mountain bike money can buy.
I took the Super-T and 5th Element coil off my Bullit and replaced them with an All Mountin and DHX air, and now I've got a Bul-lite.
A bicycle stem with an angle of 45° or greater.
My back hurts. Think I'll use a boner stem instead of a normal one.
When you lack the skills to ride sections of a particular trail, so you go around technical features and obstacles, creating easier paths that go to the same place.
Stop making trail braids, you amateur. Improve your skill, not the trail.