Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

wing ding

an awesome free concert held in rockford, IL in july or around that time sponsored by the local rock radio station with kick ass bands

"dude breaking benjamin, smile empty soul, and cold fuckin rocked out at wing ding!"

by blind October 13, 2004

Geben

A person who displays signs of a fuckwit.

Oi you geben! Give me my pants back.

by blind November 09, 2003

Geben

To suck at the internet

blind you geben roughly translates to

blind you suck at the internet

by blind November 18, 2003

Skrank

1. A skanky rank person (usually female)
2. Elyse Arnold

Look at her! What a skrank.

by Blind October 30, 2004

spudnchops

Also known as a 'disproportional dave". Spudnchops is crap. Resembles a person but only 7cm high. one eye bigger than the other, head bigger than body and arms and legs are verysmall,

"I hate spudnchops"
"Your as useless as spudnchops"

by blind October 19, 2003

nobshine

head job...to shine sum ones nob or suck ther nob

fuck deyan stop shining william panagopoulos'z nob
:but i cant help it

by blind October 03, 2003

shlong

slang for penis

put away you shlong cause I don't wanna see your dong

by blind December 11, 2003