A fork of Rural Dictionary
what i call my penis on an impotent day
come on george w bush get up you lazy little man
the catchphrase of the league of gentlemens apocolypse character papa lazarous. a very strange creation who i myself idolise
papa say you're my wife now dave
a dog end is the tastiest part of a cigarette as far as most tramps in nottingham are concerned. to find one a tramp, someone like my mate the freak, would go to a bus station or hospital and wait like a vulture for every dog end of every smoker around. people like this get millions of pounds in benefits each week but they never buy cigarettes just fag papers to roll up their latest dirty nubs
if only you could see my ash tray freak, it is full of cleaner dog ends
East Anglia is the second largest inbreed capital in europe with Rotherham being the undisputted leader in ths field. A field is a very common place to find many an East Anglian where they would often brave treacherous storms to indulge in the pleasures of sheep love. The sheep in East Anglia have over the past few centuries become used the local practices therefore when they hear that rustle of a kagool the creature would automatically assume position in which to offer the East Anglian complete satisfaction
East Anglia. It's a nice place to go on holiday,especially if you like sheep
a kagool is a waterproof top worn by hikers and sheep shaggers all over the united kingdom.
a kagool is usually bright orange.
a south yorkshire football team of scrap metal merchants who play in a scrapyard
rotherham united nil