Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man ! You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

by Bod June 09, 2004

EMS

A board on neopets for all the dumb, random people. But n00bs have taken over alot of it and we must stab them with taco shoes -_-

" Good God. Ems is dead tonight"

by Bod August 20, 2004

bean flickers

when a lesbian lick's a clitoras

"im gonna flick your bean tonight darlin"

by bod July 10, 2004

aggot

A more socially acceptable derogatory term for a male who would like to give fellatio to another man

Hey look there is Putrino. That guy is such an aggot!

by BOD October 07, 2003