Country Dictionary

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Assphyxiation

The act of being suffocated to death by the booty. The preferred means of execution for a refined gentleman of taste.

Bro 1: bro, would you rather die by heat or cold?
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!

by bored_hero September 11, 2020