A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.
When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.
The act of being suffocated to death by the booty. The preferred means of execution for a refined gentleman of taste.
Bro 1: bro, would you rather die by heat or cold?
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!
When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.
Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!
A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.
"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."
suffocation due to a massive buildup of anal gasses
damn, bubba! did you eat all that potato salad? open the WINDOW or i'm gonna die of assphyxiation from yo stank ass!
The art of being choked or having one choke someone while having sex or just when you are about to cum
Sheena really enjoys assphyxiation while in the sack.
When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.