A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best way to clean your genitalia. Using soap, you scub the area in a triangular fashion. This technique is usually used as a pre sexual routine.
Guy1: Imma triangle scrub till ma balls fall off.
Covering your dick with a white cloth. After which you reveal the surprise and she goes in for a closer look. You then beat her over the head with your junk.
Girl 1: Why is your face bruised? Girl 2: My bf decided to give me a ghost buster last night.
Finiding out after you picked a girl up at a strip club that she actually has a dick.
Guy 1: I saw you leave with Candy last night. Guy 2: Yeah I found out the ugly truth when we got back to my apartment.
When a girl has an enormous bush and you have to eat your way over the hedge inorder to find the goods.
Guy 1: Whats that in your mouth? Guy 2: I had to go over the hedge with my gf last night.
The act of attaching a circular weight on your ball sack in hopes of stretching it.
Guy 1: Can you set up my danglin roger? Guy2: Yes. No homo.