A fork of Rural Dictionary
What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.
See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.
A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?” “I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.” “Say what?” “I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!” “Oh.”
poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.
"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."
It's what happens backstage at the 53rd annual Grammy Awards. It's very similar to "darist darison", but much, much heavier I'm afraid. Always singular - there are no known cases of multiple burtations. (Etymology - created by Serene Branson, CBS LA news reporter.)
Well a very very heaveh - uh - heavy burtation tonight. We had a very darist darison, by, let's go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.
When you defer to comment on a topic because you’re not an expert. Although it has been done for decades, it finally needed it’s own word when Ketanji Brown Jackson busted out the birthing person of all ketanjilogical answers: Senator: “Can you define what a women is?” KBJ: “Um, I dunno, I ain’t no biologist” Other famous user: Captain Kirk: “Bones, can you fix the transgobulator in time to save him?” Bones: “I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”
The doctor gave a very ketanjilogical response to a simple question.
Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.
Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.
the lint and other items found in the human bellybutton. Synonym for bellybutton lint
Dude, I'm going to make mehmeh cookies.