A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.
Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.
When someone who is filthy fucking drunk is at the bar and has had too much to drink and now needs to barf but doesn't think he can make it to the bathroom so he just decides to blow chunks into one of the pockets on the pool table.
We should have never let that drunken motherfucker into our bar. He broke one of our stools with his fat fucking ass and made pool table chunks after taking a six pack from our fridge and sitting down and drinking the whole fucking thing himself.
When a man shoves his nuts far down his partner's throat, causing he or she to gag and regurgitate, and the regurgitated stomach acid burns the gentleman's nut sack.
My girlfriend wouldn't stop going on and on about her day so to shut her the fuck up, I shoved my balls down her throat, and accomplished my mission of silencing her, but I ended up with a scrotal singe after she regurgitated from gagging on my hairy coin purse.
Shit.
Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?
When a girl wants revenge on a guy for being a dick to her, she offers to blow him and the minute she gets his dick in her mouth, she bites down on it with all the power and might in her jaw.
That hot chick from that party got full blown revenge on me after I grabbed her tits and spanked her ass, now I have infected teeth marks in my cock.
In males, when the thing that was a pain in his ass has finally gotten to the point where it has torn him a new asshole and has moved on to his balls. Thus causing the thing annoying him to now be a pain in the balls.
My drug addict son has become a pain in the balls ever since he stopped using gateway drugs and starting shooting up on hardcore shit.
Using semen as toothpaste or as teeth whitening gel to whiten or strengthen teeth because semen contains calcium and zinc, both of which prevent tooth decay.
My dentist recommended that I try cum whitening treatment and was even kind enough to offer me some of his semen to use as toothpaste and as teeth whitening gel.