A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're 99.99% sure of something
I'm purell sure that she's taken, dude
when you jizz on a kielbasa or bratwurst, and repeatedly insert it in a girls vagina, or asshole
guy 1: duuudddeee i gave caitlyn the biggest juicy sausage last night!
guy 2: nice
When you over exaggerate, someone who likes penis
Guy 1: I LOVE PENIS!
Guy 2: Don't be such a zubris! The world will end if you're a Zubris!
Guy 1: Now who's a Zubris???
Guy 2: I like penis......